Fancy car, old car, new car, blue car I don't care park like a decent human being. Unless you have a serious medical emergency or something among those lines*, take note that the white or yellow lines commonly in front of a store are meant for parking. Each line divides so every car or truck has it's own spot to park! Whoa! But in all seriousness, parking like this isn't cool. Please stop.
*There is obivous expections to this rule, but in this complaint I'm discussing motor vechiles that can fit into said spots but decide otherwise.