Steel Panther are back with another distortion pedal. Fans can purchase the “Platinum Pocket Pussy Melter” HERE. More information was shared in a press release:
“Emerging from their musical workshop after perfecting their latest piece of pleasure-inducing musical equipment, Steel Panther is back with their fifth guitar pedal the Platinum Pocket Pussy Melter – a modern-day reimagining of the pedal that started it all for them. The new pedal joins the list of industry redefining effects stomp boxes: the Pussy Melter, the Poontang Boomerang, the Butthole Burner and the 1987. Also known as the P3M, the new pedal carries all the power of the original version in a new design that will fit inside any pants pocket or spandex bulge. The 3 tone knob controls will help guitarists perfect their tone with full control of their Loads, Sizzle, and Bootie. The pedal has been road tested by some of the biggest names in the gear industry. The Platinum Pocket Pussy Melter is priced at $139.99 for unparalleled ecstasy and is now available for order”
In other news, the band are also looking for pole dancers to take part in their upcoming tour. The following was added about that:
“The altruistic nature of Steel Panther continues to show itself as the band recently announced an international talent search for all heavy metal hoes who would like to be pole dancers on the band’s upcoming tour. The band will be bringing custom poles to their upcoming headline tour and interested strippers, dancers and Zumba instructors can go to https://steelpanther.com/pages/dance-with-panther to apply to dance on stage with the band during an upcoming performance. The band’s deep love for mothers paying for dental school goes all the way back to their debut album Feel The Steel when they chronicled that love in the now legendary classic, “Stripper Girl.” World renowned California dancer Cleo the Hurricane will review the submissions and choose the best girls to ride Panther’s poles in select markets.”