Weird Al just announced a five month long world tour. FIVE MONTHS. That's 82 dates. There shouldn't be any complaints about him not coming to your town. Dates/venues after the jump.

05/12 – Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
05/13 – Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
05/14 – Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
05/15 – Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
05/16 – Las Vegas, NV @ Planet Hollywood
05/19 – Tulsa, OK @ Brady Theater
05/20 – Oklahoma City, OK @ Hudson Performance Hall
05/22 – Biloxi, MS @ Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
05/23 – Nashville, TN @ Ryman Auditorium
05/24 – Robinsonville, MS @ Horseshoe Tunica Bluesville
05/28 – Indianapolis, IN @ Murat Theatre at Old National Centre
05/29 – Mount Pleasant, MI @ Soaring Eagle Casino and Resort
05/30 – Cleveland, OH @ Jacobs Pavilion at Nautica
05/31 – Greensburg, PA @ Palace Theatre
06/02 – Boston, MA @ Wilbur Theatre
06/03 – Boston, MA @ Wilbur Theatre
06/04 – Concord, NH @ Capitol Center for the Arts
06/06 – Ledyard, CT @ Foxwoods Resort Casino
06/07 – New York, NY @ Governor’s Ball Music Festival
06/08 – Lancaster, PA @ American Music Theatre
06/11 – Richmond, VA @ Carpenter Theatre at Richmond Center Stage
06/12 – Vienna, VA @ Filene Center at Wolf Trap
06/13 – Baltimore, MD @ Pier Six PAvilion
06/14 – Roanoke, VA @ Roanoke Performing Arts Theatre
06/16 – Bethlehem, PA @ Sands Bethlehem Event Center
06/18 – Cary, NC @ Koka Booth Amphitheatre
06/19 – Charlotte, NC @ Ovens Auditorium
06/20 – Atlanta, GA @ Chastain Park Amphitheatre
06/21 – Kettering, OH @ Fraze Pavilion
06/23 – Newark, OH @ Midland Theatre
06/24 – Louisville, KY @ Palace Theatre
06/26 – Windsor, ON @ Caesars Windsor: The Colosseum
06/27 – Chicago, IL @ Chicago Theatre
06/28 – St. Louis, MO @ Peabody Opera House
06/30 – Kansas City, MO @ Arvest Bank Theatre at the Midland
07/01 – Wichita, KS @ Orpheum Theatre
07/02 – Council Bluffs, IA @ Harrah’s Hotel and Casino: Stir Cove
07/03 – Prior Lake, MN @ Mystic Lake Casino: Mystic Showroom
07/07 – Bowling Green, KY @ Southern Kentucky Performing Arts Center
07/08 – Greenville, SC @ Peace Center for the Performing Arts
07/10 – Erie, PA @ Warner Theatre
07/11 – Albany, NY @ Palace Theatre
07/12 – Burlington, VT @ Flynn Center for the Performing Arts
07/14 – Verona, NY @ Turning Stone Resort Casino: Showroom
07/15 – Buffalo, NY @ University at Buffalo Center for the Arts
07/17 – Hamilton, ON @ Hamilton Place Theatre
07/18 – Rama, ON @ Casino Rama Entertainment Centre
07/19 – Ottawa, ON @ Ottawa Bluesfest
07/20 – London, ON @ Centennial Hall
07/24 – Halifax, NS @ Casino Nova Scotia: Schooner Showroom
07/25 – Moncton, NB @ Casino New Brunswick: The Centre
07/26 – Portland, ME @ Maine State Pier
08/04 – New Bedford, MA @ The Zeiterion Performing Arts Center
08/05 – Williamsport, PA @ Community Arts Center
08/07 – Knoxville, TN @ Tennessee Theatre
08/08 – Newport News , VA @ Ferguson Center for the Arts
08/09 – North Charleston, SC @ North Charleston Performing Arts Center
08/11 – Orlando, FL @ Hard Rock Live at Universal Citywalk
08/13 – Clearwater, FL @ Ruth Eckerd Hall
08/14 – Melbourne, FL @ King Center for the Performing Arts
08/15 – Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Broward Center for the Performing Arts
08/16 – Jacksonville, FL @ Florida Theatre
08/18 – Houston, TX @ Bayou Music Center
08/19 – San Antonio, TX @ Majestic Theatre
08/20 – Austin, TX @ Austin City Limits Live at the Moody Theater
08/21 – Grand Prairie, TX @ Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie
08/23 – Denver, CO @ Paramount Theatre
09/01 – Arcata, CA @ Van Duzer Theatre
09/02 – Jacksonville, OR @ Britt Pavilion
09/04 – Bend, OR @ Les Schwab Amphitheater
09/05 – Portland, OR @ Oregon Zoo Amphitheater
09/06 – Portland, OR @ Oregon Zoo Amphitheater
09/08 – Vancouver, BC @ Queen Elizabeth Theatre
09/09 – Penticton, BC @ South Okanagan Events Centre
09/11 – Enoch, AB @ River Cree Resort and Casino: The Venue
09/12 – Calgary, AB @ Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium
09/13 – Airway Heights, WA @ Northern Quest Resort and Casino: Pend Oreille Pavillion
09/14 – Puyallup, WA @ Washington State Fair
09/18 – Laughlin, NV @ Harrah’s Laughlin: Rio Vista Outdoor Amphitheatre
09/24 – Stockholm, SE @ Grona Lund
09/25 – Oslo, NO @ Sentrum Scene
09/26 – Trondheim, NO @ Brattora
09/28 – Copenhagen, DK @ Vega
09/30 – Amsterdam, NL @ Melkweg
10/01 – Brussels, BE @ Ancienne Belgique
10/04 – London, UK @ Eventim Apollo
10/06 – Dublin, IE @ Vicar Street